THE BEST MEDICINEf-
LAUGH!

FIRST DOSE
There are always two ways
to look at everything, I
guess. My wife and I were
sitting at a table at my
high school reunion last
October, and I kept staring
at a drunken lady swigging
her drink as she
sat alone at a nearby
table. My wife noticed me
staring and asked me, "Do
you know her?".

"Yes",
I sighed, "She's my old
girlfriend. I understand she
took to drinking right after
we split up those  
many years ago, and I
hear she hasn't been sober
since." "My God!" says my
wife, "Who would
think a person could go on
celebrating that long?"


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SECOND DOSE
Last night, my friend and I
were sitting in the living
room and
I said to her, "I never want
to live in a vegetative
state, dependent on
some machine and fluids
from a bottle. If that ever
happens, just pull the
plug."


She got up, unplugged the
TV, and threw out my wine

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March 2, 2009

By Susan M. Callahan, Health Editor and Featured Columnist
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Dear Friend,

You are getting this letter because I am a coward. But I am a
coward who cares about you. I wish I could tell you this to
your face but I am afraid of your reaction, and I care about
you too much to let this problem go on unaddressed.

You have bad breath. It's such a little thing. It's not about
character or personality-- you are tops in those areas. It's
about dental hygiene.

To get rid of bad breath, you should have your teeth cleaned
professionally every 6 months.  It doesn't cost much and it
cleans out the old tartar that sticks under your gum line and
causes a smell.  

You also have to brush your tongue. That's where most of the
germs that cause bad breath hide.

Research has found that hydrogen peroxide is the single best
mouthwash for killing the germs that hide between your teeth
and under your gum line. Just rinse once a night and you're
good to go.

You also have to floss every day. Otherwise, the food gets
trapped under the rug --your gum line-- rots and smells.


Finally, just don't get mad at me. Get even. I give you my full
permission to send me this link if you ever smell my breath in
the future.

You are my friend, and I've got your back.





























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